Ramen!

I think it is quite possible that I have seen the light. I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. I await the day when I can ascend to Heaven where the Beer Volcano splutters the Holy Brew and I can feast mine eyes on the Stripper Factory. Until that blessed day, I shall wear full pirate regalia, as is His divine will, and attempt to convert the masses so that all may worship Him in all his glory and, at the same time, reduce Global Warming. Visit here to read the words of His chosen one.


Heehee. I think I may have to put 'Pastafarian' on my census come census night. It sounds so much more morally corrupt than 'Jedi'.